Breathers is a dark comedy about the challenges of being a zombie. It’s like Fight Club meets Shaun of the Dead, only with the zombies as the good guys. For fans of Max Brooks’s The Zombie Survival Guide and zombie aficionados everywhere, a hilarious debut novel about life (and love) after death. Read Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament book reviews & author details and more at S.G. Browne’s ‘Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament’ is a fun read from a very.

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Characterizations are strong, and the voice steady throughout. My one criticism is that there is a hair of predictability to the story, but the ending still didn’t play out exactly as I thought. Darkly funny, surprisingly touching, and gory enough to satisfy even the most discerning reader, Breathers is a romantic zombie comedy rom-zom-com, for short that will leave you laughing, squirming, and clamoring for more. But “If you’ve never been dismembered or crushed or allowed to slowly disentegrate until you turn into chicken soup, then probably wouldn’t understand page Fifteen to 20 minutes before roasting, position a rack in the lowest part of the oven and heat the oven to degrees F.

But what if it’s some nameless not-person that you don’t know, making you feel uncomfortable and think about things you avoid at all costs?

In a necrophilia kind of way. Of course, the open animosity may be exaggerated and a bit unrealistic in its scope, but with satire, that’s sort of the point. There is obviously romance on the cards and there’s even a bit of zombie sex, although nothing is described explicitly – thank goodness.


April Zombies need human flesh to stay aliveā€¦um, undead. This book has it all – the blood and gore of typical zombie fare, but also romance who wouldn’t love a twenty-something hottie, even with the stitches at her wrists and throat, who happens to eat lipstick like it was going out of stylehumor I’m sorry, but breather disguised as venison is pure geniusmurder the opening scene is a husband-wife body part freezer bonanzaand an undead support group yes, they even have field trips.

Yes, this is a book about zombies, not really based in reality.

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He dies in a car crash and wakes up a zombie. There’s more than a shade or two of Palhaniuk going on here, plus a little Christopher Moore. Set the Boehner, breast side down, on the V rack.

Humans are not the most tolerant of beings for sure, and we all seem to forget that the Civil Rights Movement was a not that long ago, and b a counter to some pretty horrific — and sadly common — things.

Inspired by Your Browsing History. Apr 08, karen rated it really liked it Shelves: Reviled braethers discriminated against by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is an outcast.

Andy, zombie anti-hero, even writes Haikus.

Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament

In a tits and ass kind of way. One of these okay a good number of them, dude doesn’t shut up is john mayer talking about people telling him they like his early work. And I have an affinity for covers. View all 9 comments.

BREATHERS by S.G. Browne | Kirkus Reviews

Put half of the onions, carrots, and celery in the Boehner cavity. I cared about Andy and was willing to go along with his fight, seeing the zombies as the good guys, and us humans as bad. Well, in my opinion Browne just isn’t funny. Feb 26, Beth rated it it was amazing.


From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. But even so, it’s a unique take on the zombie story and I’m glad Browne tackled it. An e-Book collection of ten twisted tales. Some cope by meeting in AA-styled group sessions.

Everybody knows their not good eat’n, to tough and gristly. Browne Read by Kirby Heyborne Category: Zombies are persecuted, harassed and are given no rights at all.

We follow Andy, a newly risen zombie and the other members of his support group. You know the one. Andy is part of Undead Anonymous, a support group for the recently undeceased in a world where zombies are spat on and abused by the living, called Breathers.

Of course these recipes are a joke. My fifth star is broken this year.

Browne takes a courageous stand and broene the unfair treatment of Zombies everywhere. I don’t usually give in to impulse buys I have too many must-haves on my reading list as it isbut I’m so glad I decided to give into this one!

If you are squeamish about decomposing flesh described in great detail, well, you might want to skip this one. We are experiencing technical difficulties. This was a terrific twist on a zombie story. Andy and his zombie friends did not start out eating breather right away.

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