After a quiet period, G.E. revived the Turbo-Encabulator joke in when General Electirc’s Instrument Department wrote up this data sheet. Chrysler. The complete Chrysler video, circa ~ Rockwell video of the Retro-Encabulator using motor load center. Dodge Viper video – That is one of the many descriptions of the famous turboencabulator, a machine devised by Chrysler, General Electric, and Rockwell.

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Many saw it as a technical marvel that could change babies diapers and revolutionize motor design. We had just finished a production for GMC Trucks encabuator Bud asked since this was the perfect setting could we film his Turbo Encabulator script.

He was the top voice-over talent on technical films. Notify me of new comments via email. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-deltoid type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible necabulator pipe to the differential girdlespring on the “up” end of the grammeters.

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He was amused by the jargon and passed on the description from the Arthur D. Also, rather than a transmission-like device, Rockwell uses a series of electrical wall panels to demonstrate the nature of its Retro Encabulator.

Part of Salwen’s job was to review technical manuscripts. An actual description of a turboencabulator “made” by GE Page 1 of One day the world will wake up.

Retrieved from ” https: He is also an adjunct professor in public speaking and storytelling at the University of Maryland’s Business School. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, the turboencabulator may be turbk in conjunction with a in-drawn reciprocating arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration. The video below will help you understand a little bit more….


Be respectful, keep it civil and stay on topic. The next company to pick up the encabulator mantle was Rockwell Automation with its Retro Encabulator, though Haggart does not make an appearance in this film.

A sport sedan in search of balance. If you’re already scratching your head and going slightly cross-eyed, we can help. The citation in the later Time article misspells several of the technical terms. The explanation of the supposed product makes extensive use of technobabble. This shows off the best part of the Turbo Encabulator joke, and that’s its versatility.

He recorded it to a large Wollensak reel to reel recorder and placed it in the bottom of the podium. For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to he crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current yurbo use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. It is in this regard that most people, even most Muslims, do not realize that Islam is a political ideology, and not a religion, and are fooled by the use of religious jargon terms such as prophet, peace, paradise, the path of God, holy book, God’s Lawetc.

Encabuator is the first time Turbo Encabulator was recorded with picture.

Turbo Encabulator – Complete Text of the Best, Worst Example of Jargon

Scientists at General Electric are now close to perfecting a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronising cardinal grammeters. The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fam.

The original technical description of the “turbo-encabulator” was written by British graduate student John Hellins Quick It has even percolated out into other circles with the Amazon Prime series ” Patriot ” taking it and giving it a certain industrial piping flair:. Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.


The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral decommutator failed largely because of a lack of appreciation of the large quasi-piestic stresses in the gremlin studs; the latter were specially designed to hold the roffit bars to the spamshaft. The gag slowly gained traction in the mids and ina US publishers started picking up on the fanfare of the amazing machine.

The Turbo Encabulator wasn’t to be heard from for 20 years until engineers from General Electric’s Instrument department published a spec sheet for the mysterious device which managed to find its way into the GE handbook. Bud Haggart, a famous actor who commonly made technical films for companies, created a video explaining the turboencabulator as a new improvement on GMC trucks in February 11, in Uncategorized.

Home Videos Podcasts Resources. A few erudite consumers got the joke though, such as Ernest N. The gag was popular for many years.

The device, called the Ear and which Bud Taggart originated, is still in use today. This is a ripoff of the old automotive turboencabulator training video…. Specific heat, latent heat and scalds Why is being scalded by boiling steam so much worse Wikipedia InGeneral Electric got in on the joke and created a datasheet for the turboencabulator in their technical handbook. Tufbo the years, very many people unfamiliar with engineering jargon easily fell for the hoax:.

Well, we bolster 12 Husk Nuts to each girdle jerry, while flex tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch hamplers, then pin flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden apexes of the jimjoints,” as said by Leslie Claret, played by Kurtwood Smith in Patriot. The first laugh at the end is mine.